Quick Pic: I Spy A Unicorn!
I’ve got good news for the 8-year-old girl/gay boy inside of all of us. Your parents may have ruined Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and maybe even where babies come from, but they...
View ArticleMake Every Bottle Magical
Yeah, we definitely need a Screwnicorn, the love child of a unicorn and corkscrew. This clever bottle opener combines our childhood love of unicorns with our adult love of wine. A magical, mystical...
View ArticleThe Most Magical Chicken Strip In All The Land
A lot of people see things in their chicken nuggets. Like George Washington or Jesus. Even though those unique nuggets both auctioned off for thousands of dollars, this chicken specimen is far more...
View ArticleNorth Korea Confirms The Existence Of A “Unicorn Lair”
Breaking news in the world of mythical creatures. The Korean Central News Agency has reported that archaeologists in the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea have confirmed the existence of the “lair...
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Miley Cyrus Throws Herself A Onezie Party Of One
Miley Cyrus is doing more than fine as evidenced by this video of her twerking it in a unicorn onezie. “It’s a onezie PARTY of one,” she tweeted. I strongly approve of this. BUT if you look closely at...
View ArticleLet The Prancercise Spoofs Begin!
Yesterday, I introduced you to the art of prancercise, which creator Joanna Rohrback describes as “a springy, rhythmic way of moving forward, similar to a horse’s gait and ideally induced by elation.”...
View ArticleThat Time When A Cop In A Unicorn Mask Was Photographed With Porn Star Andy...
I think this headline in and of itself is enough to keep us all entertained for a while. But I’m sure the details of the incident won’t hurt. Porn star Andy San Dimas, who Deadspin reports is part of...
View ArticleIs “Unicorning” The Hot New Internet Meme?
Internet geeks have entertained themselves by planking, Tebowing, owling and Vadering, but a new meme is horning in on the action — literally. It’s called “unicorning,” and it basically requires people...
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In Which A Unicorn Has Sex With A Rainbow
In her new erotica collection Bending, author Greta Christina included a story called “The Unicorn And The Rainbow.” Although she wrote it “on a dare” after making a joke at a reading about how her...
View ArticleTop Unicorn Presents When you want to buy Your Kids a gift This Year
We all know about unicorns they are a legendary creature with a single, pointed and large spiralling horn that is projecting from the head. This creature … The post Top Unicorn Presents When you want...
View ArticleIn Which A Unicorn Has Sex With A Rainbow
In her erotica collection Bending, author Greta Christina included a story called “The Unicorn And The Rainbow.” Although she wrote it “on a dare” after making … The post In Which A Unicorn Has Sex...
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